Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Today let's talk bark about the art of war.
Rule number 1.
Never ever trust anyone. Not even your closer brader.
Let me demonstrate. Yesterday while I was chillin', my bro Teru came over...
Teru: Yo bro!
Me: Yo! Wassup bro?
Teru: Whatcha doin' bro?
Me: Chilin' bro!
Teru: Cool bro!
Me: Totally, bro!
Teru: Whatcha say bro, if i chill next to ya!
Me: Bro, that's so gay!
Teru: C'on bro!
Me: Ok bro, see that part above me? ya chillin' there I'm cool.
Teru: Rawks bro!
So leh, he climbed to the part above me and started chillin'..
Teru: Bro, cats are cooler than dogs..
Me: Bullshit bro! Dogs rawkzz!
Then suddenly.....
Kena attacked by Teru just because he thinks cats are cooler. You say la, brader ah? Can attack you liddat one. So, don't trust anyone!
Teru, if you are reading this, I am going to pee in ur litter box tonite. See how u berak!
Friday, August 28, 2009
1Liucas

To all the generous donors out there,
My 2010 plan is to travel around the world, all by myself. Big boy dy. Got bulu got sayap. My plan as follows:
1) Starting point = Dataran Merdeka.
2) Then I walk towards Puduraya. Buy Dunkin' Donuts.
3) Continue to Jalan Duta to exit PLUS highway.
4) To be continued because so far I only managed to collect RM10 and all hutang buku 555 one summore..
Please donate to support me to reach my RM1m mark by the end of the year.
If not, with just RM10, I can only eat donuts. And patah balik from Jalan Duta.
For donation, please click here.
Kamsiah lu..
ps: if u dowan donate, i shit at u house next time. mai kong siu.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Earth Hour & Liucas
PLS Dont tell EVERYONE , but acherly hor , liucas invented earth hour...kekeke
No la..acherly again,.....liucas is the 1st Malaysian Dog to support the Earth Hour.
Dont believe? see my official photo beside Earth Hour official website. --->
Believe yet??????
You humans always suspect this and suspect that ,force me to show off only...haiya...
No la..acherly again,.....liucas is the 1st Malaysian Dog to support the Earth Hour.
Dont believe? see my official photo beside Earth Hour official website. --->
You humans always suspect this and suspect that ,force me to show off only...haiya...
What is earth hour?
Easy peasy la. Earth hour is ...switch off your lights lor, if your house got too many lights , just pull off the main power switches la. or dont pay TNB for one month and see , then you'll see and feel the effect of more than just earth hour...
Come ! Let a responsible dog show you how to do it ...
Sunday, September 07, 2008
My New Home
Aigh... These days, politician really takes no responsibility in what they say...

Say I immigrant.. Say must not have equal reights.. But I was born here, breed here and I plan to *touch wood* die here also wo... I called this place... my home.. *sniff sniff*
Here no welcome, China also not my home. How? Maybe I should just pack my bags and go to...
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The Moon sajalah...
At least there no foul mouth politician..
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Hennooooo...
I, saya, ngo....Liucas Yeoh would like to apologize for the lack of update.....i busy 'kam fei' with max trimmer.....

I know i already am looking good, no need to shed more weights.. but being the perfectionist that i am, i strive to trim my muscles for health reasons, for the good name of my breed, the country and i really wanna be the 1st malaysian smart doggie to land on the moon like Dr Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor !!

Liucas boleh juga!!!
Monday, June 30, 2008
My pre-dating preparation for GiGi
Gigi..do you know i manja-ed mommy to bring me for a professional haircut before meeting you and just for you?
i suggested A-Cut-Above. i suka tu winnie loo i heard she's grade A hairstylist. but my kiamsiap mommy refused. she brought me to 'petzone' in kota damansara instead.:(
OK. This is me before my haircut. quite macho hor?


mommy almost couldnt recognise me coz she said i looked so leng chai!! Muahahah..mommy sure long time never see leng chais liao. fatt lou hao..!
i love petzone!! they treated me so nice. i got my ears waxed!!! ....

i suggested A-Cut-Above. i suka tu winnie loo i heard she's grade A hairstylist. but my kiamsiap mommy refused. she brought me to 'petzone' in kota damansara instead.:(
OK. This is me before my haircut. quite macho hor?

Aunty QQ brought me there. This is us before the haircut.
TANG TANG TANG TANG!!!!!!!!!
This is me after my rm60 haircut @ petzone.
BEHOLD!!!!!!
YOU WILL LIKE WHAT YOU SEE..nyknyknyk!
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i scared you will fall in love with me.
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pls dont. i've reserved myself for gigi....
TADAHHHHHH!!!!!

mommy almost couldnt recognise me coz she said i looked so leng chai!! Muahahah..mommy sure long time never see leng chais liao. fatt lou hao..!
i love petzone!! they treated me so nice. i got my ears waxed!!! ....
my most favourite session was when they got my kuku hair trimmed......:p
I'm Mr. Clean. rise and shine:P
no wonder i am happy!!!
*to be continued again...teeeeeee-heheheheh*



