Teacher teacher! when I grow up, I wanna be a dog..

Why I like to be a dog? Arent you curious?

It’s NOT my choice ok! Hmm.. I must have done something right in my past life, like …maybe i had rescued Dr chen who fell into the longkang after having her usual longkang asam laksa fix? Played a melodious edelweiss for my avid fan Misti? or bake a dogberry shortbread for May? cooked Wennn a pedigree meal? inspired SA in his book writing?…or or maybe …I imparted my knowledge to ahboy ??!! ( *self-wondering ..." so i was a saint la? " * )

So many possibilities! When I was born a dog four years ago, I almost cannot believe it…I was closed to tears. Mommy was happy too. She cried and said : ' omgy! Not again!!' :D

There are so many benefits to be a dog ok. Since you and me are friends, I cincai name a few la huh but don’t be a green eyes monster ok!

*wags tails*

1) Na na na firstly lehh…i don’t have to work ….I can read playdog all nite long and don’t have to worry about waking up early the next day. Half way tired already can snack at anytime of the day summore, don’t have to worry about getting fat! HOHOHO…..

2) I’ve got a MAID to slave for me. My mommy prepares my daily necessities for me, wash me clean, pats me to sleep, cleans my poops….woohoo!! And I don’t even have to pay her! If she bullies me I can throw her to spca for further training.

3) I’ve got lotsa time for my friends. How many of you actually have time to meet your friends for a cuppa at anytime of the day? I do. I got many friends, I got ah boy la, ah boy, and there there’s ah boy and ah boy too!
Actually IF I really get very lonely I can wag my gang Mr flea and Miss tick to come out and play with me.

4) I get free hugs from mommy's friends all the time. Sometimes strangers' too!

5) No need to pay tax…

6) Yawns....still wanna continue this story meh? I tired la….i wanna go & take a nap on mommy’s bed and drip my saliva on her pillows already…shhhh…bye folks!

*Shuts down PC and jumps on bed*