Liucas Without Winn

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Double Trouble Couple


*Final Countdown music playing in the background*

Background commentor: Ladies and gentlemen.. Let's put our hands together for the host for tonite... Liucas..!

Audience: *clap..clap..clap*

Liucas: Thanks you, thank you.. Welcome everybody to Liucas Rawks Show.. And today, we have 2 guests to discuss a tag that was passed to them all the way from Sydney...!

Audience: ooooo...

Liucas: Let's welcome... SK and Winn!

Audience: *silence*

*Eletronic board flashing the word: Applause*

Audience: *still silence*

Liucas: Ahem, so... Let's start our tag for today, "This or That"!!

Audience: *clap*clap*clap*

Liucas: SK and Winn, which one? Coke or Pepsi?

SK: Thanks Liucas.. For me, definitely Coke. Becos the secret ingredients in Coke can really give my tastebuds the extra kicks and the aroma is marvellous. Thanks to the 11 secret herbs and spices.. Wait, are we talking about KFC yet..?

Winn: My choice is none other than Coke Light. Reasons being, Coke Light is intoxicated and contains alcohol. I like.

Liucas: (This is going to be a loooonnng day.. sigh..) Thanks.. Next. KFC or McDonald's?

SK: KFC's Big Mac is a bomb. Who else can make a Big Mac so tasty like KFC? KFC beats McDona... Oppss.. Screwed. I mean, I like McDonald's.

Winn: I like McDonald's because McD got clown. And free toys. And fattening.

Liucas: Häagen-Dazs or Baskin-Robbins?

SK: BR every month on the 31st got 31% discount. *calculate* Definitely BR!

Winn: Häagen-Dazs for me because I can't afford it. When something you can't afford, it must be better.

Liucas: Coffee Bean or Starbucks?

SK: I prefer Starbucks. Their logo is nice. And I believe some day they will control the world.

Winn: Coffee Bean. Starbucks is specially reserved for LB and Ahmay.

Liucas: Nike or Adidas?

SK: I tried both and and I like both. Hope they merge and come out with Nikidas or Adike..

Winn: Adidas. Nike is for napet.

Liucas: Merz or BMW?

SK: Tough choice. The BMW 7 series is damn sleek. But the Merz CLK is a babe magnet. I can't decide.

Winn: Definitely Benz because it reminds me of Aben. Aben is so handsome.. *drools*

Liucas: *passing a tissue to Winn* Which one you guys prefer; US or UK?

SK: My personal preference will be UK because I heard they have free porno on TV.. No?

Winn: Definitely US because SA is staying there.

Liucas: Terrific.. *mumbles* Paris or Rome leh?

SK: Paris because Paris got Eiffel Tower.

Winn: Paris because Paris got Paris Hilton.

Liucas: How about Céline Dion or Mariah Carey?

SK: Is Mariah Carey that porn star who is going around campaigning for her seats as the California governor in US? Oh, tht one is Mary Carey.. Yeah, quite confusing..

Winn: I prefer Céline. She got a cute husband..

Liucas: But her husband is abit old oredi, still cute? *mumbles again* Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera?

SK: After Britney shaved her head, I prefer Christina. If she din shave her head, I still prefer Christina.

Winn: I'll go for Christina. She is single and hot. Which movie she acted in already?

Liucas: Brad Pitt or David Beckham?

SK: Beckham screwed up a penalty kick during Euro 2004 against Turkey and caused me some wallet damages! Brad, I choose you.

Winn: Victoria's handbags quite nice.

Liucas: Dad or mum?

SK: No special preference.. I want both.

Winn: Pama, or Mapa..

Liucas: (How long more.. This is getting out of hand..) Movie or music?

SK: Movies also got music one ma.. How to choose?

Winn: Muvie and Mosic..

Liucas: Windows or Mac?

SK: I think only 0.000135% of the world's population knows how to use Mac..

Winn: Winndow...coz winndow very flexible can support mac + uncle ho's family..

Liucas: Final question.. (thanks God).. PC or Notebook?

SK: Desktop.. You think if I set up my desktop in Starbucks the barista there will scold bad words or not?

Winn: Lappie...! Coz lappie cutie hottie goodie..

Liucas: That's it! Done! Yippee! I'm outta here!! *runs away*

SK: Eh Winn, he nochet ask us which 2 guy and girl to tag hor?

Winn: Yalar.. Dunno rushing go where.. So how, you wanna tag who?

SK: I think Pinky should do this. Some more?

Winn: I want Aben! I mean I want Aben to do this tag.... *drools*

SK: *pass tissue* *shake head*

*Eletronic board flashing the word: Applause*

*silence*

*all the audiences already left after the 3rd question*

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24 Comments:

  • At 12:21 AM , Blogger Chen said...

    ai si.. laff die me
    roll & roll on the floor till my baju changed from white colour to grey colour
    Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    and i threw in my vote too
    *giggle*

     
  • At 12:54 AM , Blogger angel said...

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
    *rolls together with chen*

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!
    Liucas, they are the Greatest Couple on Earth!
    *woof*

     
  • At 1:24 AM , Blogger Simple American said...

    0.0

    Cuz I am here!

    *pengsan*

     
  • At 3:12 AM , Blogger kyh said...

    HAAAAAAAAAAA KKKKKKKK!!!!

    luf die me!

    this liucas steals his mama's tag wor!

    aiya winn, christina last yr happily married liao... no more single! now single one seems like it's brit lo...

    not bad wor this tag... both ppl's one in the doggie's blog... so innovative! first time i see this! *applause* *still silence*

    KKKKK!!!

     
  • At 5:33 AM , Blogger may said...

    KKKKK!!! *rolls uphill with angel & Chen*

    Liucas, you're the best Host for the show liao! both of them so teen saang yatt dui, hor? *wink* *wink*

     
  • At 11:36 AM , Blogger day-dreamer said...

    *LOUD LOUD APPLAUSE*

    Fantastic~! This is simple fantastic!

    *applause again to Liucas, Winn and SK*

     
  • At 11:38 AM , Blogger King's wife said...

    Both are pun kan patt leong!!

     
  • At 12:14 PM , Blogger Wennnn said...

    *clap clap clap clap**8 applause until hands also go red lor... Wah liao sumore got laff die ppl wor!!! good host, good participants and also good audiences la!!!! continuos clappin clappiin

     
  • At 3:23 PM , Blogger L B said...

    Oops, I missed the show!!! Ok, got replay, thank god! but not the same... NO showgirls anymore... *sigh* *orders frappuccino and cheesecake*

     
  • At 9:11 PM , Blogger kikare said...

    liucas: tell your mamma that 1)paris hilton is in LA and 2)xtina is so married.
    good doggy you!

     
  • At 12:44 AM , Blogger Cocka Doodle said...

    Pssst! Liucas...I sense romance is in the air leh.

    One, melayang-layang, high-high dey.
    The other fella started posting mushy mushy song in his blog liao. Muahahahaha!!!!

     
  • At 11:27 AM , Blogger Pink Cotton said...

    more more
    we want more!!!

    WAHAHAHHA

    this was all very interesting until i saw my name at the bottom :(((

    so this is considered a tag by winn or liucas ah???veli the confusing ..hmm

     
  • At 8:02 PM , Blogger Ah Boy said...

    Liucas, how your new daddy treats u? He sayang u or not?

    ah boy just tagged u leh..

     
  • At 8:16 AM , Blogger mistipurple said...

    wah, doggies also no escape from tags neh?
    lol at hilarious post. *applause*

     
  • At 11:26 AM , Blogger Selba said...

    message from Lulu:

    "Liucas gege... Selba jie jie has just tagged you!!!"

     
  • At 12:43 PM , Blogger Fantasy "Sticky" Flier said...

    Hmmmm something happening with SK and Winn?

     
  • At 3:54 PM , Blogger Selba said...

    Liucas dearie... Don't be sad because mummy winnie is neglecting you and you don't know when's your b'day because.....

    *drumb rolling*

    I just found out your b'day's date!!! Yipeeee....

    Mummy winnie said that your b'day is on 32 December :D

    http://sapturn.blogspot.com/2006/12/wah-so-many-birthdays.html

     
  • At 11:03 AM , Blogger mistipurple said...

    liucas, you forgot your computer password ah? cannot log in is it? :P

     
  • At 7:07 PM , Blogger angel said...

    Liucas!!! Sat jor jong arr??? Or you still celebrating CNY? Fai tik blog! I got no blog to read liao! Fai tik!

    ~6 April 2007~

     
  • At 9:25 PM , Blogger mistipurple said...

    Happy Easter Liucas!!
    mummy ate you is it?? quiiiicckk postttt!!!! we misssss you 99!!!

     
  • At 3:25 PM , Blogger mistipurple said...

    liucas, where are liu? you donwan to blog oredy ah?
    *leave an ice-cream float for liucas*

     
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