One Sweet Day

The weather is perfect. The morning sun is not hot and the air is refreshing. Birds are singing in the trees. Me and Victoria (my girlfren the poodle) are taking a stroll along the clear river. I can see the fishes swimming freely in the river. I brought along 2 huge slices of T-Bone steaks while Victoria brought some BR ice creams.

Victoria

We found a shady spot and settled down. We shared jokes and giggled like kids. Our paws laid on top of each other. Our eyes were locked. The smell of the T-Bone steaks filled the air. Our saliva started to drip.. My heart started to beat extra fast. Should I move forward and give her a kiss or should I go for the steaks first?

Decisions... decisions..

"OI, WAKE UP"

I opened my eyes. I saw mummy with a pair of scissors. I looked at the clock. 2am. What the f..?

"Cut hair!"

*snip*snip*snip*snip*

inset: my handsome picture before haircut

You say la, prisoners also got better treatment. Never mind, tomor after mummy goes to work oredi i poopoo on her bed.

Shhh.. dun tell her 1st.

Woof!