Liucas Without Winn

Monday, November 27, 2006

Must Berdikari

ahboy i tell u , we canot be so dependent on humans one. You never read pendidikan moral before meh? we must berdikari. chapter 12!

If i do like what you did to chen, i am sure mummy will kick me off the car and make me walk home alone.

But u think i so stupid meh? So far how to walk ? Of coz i will take LRT home la! You dont even know whats LRT leh? It's not food ok it's a roller coaster ride can bring you home one! aiyo see la ahboy .. try to stand on your own feet la. What if one day chen disowns you?

I also very takut mummy will disown me one day . she so fierce summore she always says wanna pang me outta the house for no reasons. i really dun wanna end up at kaki lima like the strays , will kena tangkap by mppp to feed cats one! :(

So now I started to do freelance already. I must save money for rainy days. So if one day mummy pang me out of the house I can use all my savings to buy a bus ticket back to penang.

This is what i do when mummy's not at home from 9am- 6pm...

Look at my two happy customers?...hehehe...

Mummy always says working very sanfu one..where got sanfu?? a bit also not sanfu ok. Tomorrow got 2 more appointments coming, Nancy mamasan told me all the luis very jeng one.

shhhhh!! keep this to yourself only k ..

31 Comments:

  • At 4:06 AM , Blogger L B said...

    *PENGSAN*
    OMG!! Liucas! You Rockefellar, you!!! LOL!

     
  • At 8:05 AM , Blogger may said...

    hahaha! Liucas, better watch out, your mummy gonna lock you in the toilet for that fiasco!

     
  • At 9:01 AM , Blogger Ah Boy said...

    liucas, i dunno wat is LRT coz penang no LRT mah :(

    o.O at your freelance job..
    can earn lotsa $$$ wan ah?
    u so keng geh?

     
  • At 9:07 AM , Blogger sengkor said...

    eh liucas, i think u not professional la.. if got 2 customers u need to be in the middle ok..

     
  • At 10:42 AM , Blogger Chen said...

    *faint*

    Liucas, u shouldn't post your customers' pict here lah...
    later they angry with u, next time u no business liao...
    LOL

     
  • At 11:33 AM , Blogger Winn said...

    LIUCAS! u r soooooo gonna die when i come home

     
  • At 1:26 PM , Blogger angel said...

    winn, dun kill liucas before i ask him more about the freelance thing...

     
  • At 1:34 PM , Blogger Inevitable said...

    You know what Liucas, if your mummy pang you out, come and stay with me. My toilet should be bigger than hers...

     
  • At 7:03 PM , Blogger nyonyapenang said...

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  • At 7:04 PM , Blogger nyonyapenang said...

    pssst....freelancing lidat ah? you better go see lokter chen to get injection and ubat lor. don't play-play leh.

     
  • At 12:26 AM , Blogger King's wife said...

    Liucas so pandai, very enterprising lah. And pls follow Sengkor's advice...he's a pro.

     
  • At 12:37 AM , Blogger Chen said...

    Liucas,
    i hope u don't have to visit GUM clinic :P

     
  • At 7:19 AM , Blogger Simple American said...

    Hey Liucas. You're just a small doggie. Dun you need some pimp, oops, protection? Help protect you from mummy eh? I am cheap cheap. Can help you one.

     
  • At 1:40 PM , Blogger titoki said...

    Liucas, you so 'man' liddat can die!!!

    One day you 'take in' how many customers again, huh?!

    Muahahahaha.

    P/S: Did your mummy teach you how to wear a condom or not?! ;)

     
  • At 4:28 PM , Blogger mistipurple said...

    ah yooooo Titoki!! talk not kengsiow (shy) wan!!!! must pretend lah, be girl cannot use so rough language! *pengsan*

     
  • At 4:41 PM , Blogger titoki said...

    Aiyo Misti, my sentences are all very innocent one. *wink wink*

    Even a three-year-old knows what a condom is these days.

    LOL.

    Anyway, I can always rephrase my question to Liucas to THIS:

    "Liucas, your mummy got teach you how to play with balloon or not?!"

    WAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

     
  • At 5:56 PM , Blogger liucas said...

    but but...*shame*...i only work as a masseur...

    got wrong meh??

    u all think too much :(

    *wails* mummy they all bully me:( i m innocent! i work becoz iwanna save money to buy u a present next year one.. my intention was good but ur kawan kawan misunderstand me....i feel so embarass now:(

    *mogok*.

    dowan to blog anymore :(

     
  • At 10:02 PM , Blogger Inevitable said...

    Awww... come here liucas, chuk chuk chuk. Kor kor sayang...

     
  • At 7:11 AM , Blogger plink said...

    Thank goodness. I thought liucas sure becoming 'This blogger has been removed by its mother' liao!

    Come liucas, give plink sayang-sayang....

     
  • At 7:43 AM , Blogger mistipurple said...

    come Liucas, don't upset. mummy's kawan2 just concerned onli. scared liu new at the 'trade'. muahahaa.

     
  • At 8:39 AM , Blogger sengkor said...

    liucas, it's ok.. jik yip mou fun guai jin..

     
  • At 3:41 PM , Blogger Pink Cotton said...

    OHHH MY GAWDDD!!

    LIUCAS JADI 'ITIK' PART TIME KAH!?!?!

    aiyooo...

     
  • At 1:14 PM , Blogger liucas said...

    masseur masseur masseur

    tau tak masseur!! i 'mai ngai mm mai sun' one tau tak??

    *anger* grrr..:,(

     
  • At 2:05 PM , Blogger Fantasy "Sticky" Flier said...

    hahaaa how long you had to get bribed to stay in that position?

     
  • At 2:46 PM , Blogger titoki said...

    Dun lie laa you!!!

    A masseur where got sleep in the same bed with his clients one??????!!!!!!!

    ;þpPpPppPpPPPPppp

     
  • At 11:45 PM , Blogger Sam Iam said...

    Liucas~
    You look like you love to snuggle.Dont you have your own bed.woof-woof

    Lot's of Lick's
    Sam

     
  • At 11:14 PM , Blogger day-dreamer said...

    Liucas... you are so misleading you know!!

    Be careful oh~ hehehe! I call the SPCA tonight... :P

     
  • At 9:16 AM , Blogger Huei said...

    Liucas!! Can I be your customer?? I wana hug hug you! ;P

    Message from Baby:
    Hi Liucas! I am Baby. Can I be your friend? =D

     
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