Liucas Without Winn

Wise words for all my species out there....

2011-01-30T23:50:00.000+08:00

Happy Easter my...fans..( umm still got fans?)

2010-04-04T15:44:00.004+08:00

Happy Easter to everyone :)

I'm the easter bunny dog today. Mommy treated me with an microwaved egg together with other veggies...

Yeah you didnt read it wrong..VEGGIES :( cabbages, carrots, potatos, spring beans..are my faithful diet now. mommy said greens are good for me, good for my karma too.

i've been eating fresh veggies for almost month now. when mommy's in good mood she'll boiled them for me. But from the look from her wrinkled work clothes she wore to work everyday - got microwaved food for me already considered good lor, what's more to expect?

to be honest i love veggies . Thats why i'm an easter bunny dog. Till then Cheerios ;)

Merry Christmas Everyone!!

2009-12-24T11:04:00.002+08:00

Liucas Art of War

2009-09-22T14:40:00.004+08:00

Today let's ~~talk~~ bark about the art of war.

Rule number 1.

Never ever trust anyone. Not even your closer brader.

Let me demonstrate. Yesterday while I was chillin', my bro Teru came over...

Teru: Yo bro!

Me: Yo! Wassup bro?

Teru: Whatcha doin' bro?

Me: Chilin' bro!

Teru: Cool bro!

Me: Totally, bro!

Teru: Whatcha say bro, if i chill next to ya!

Me: Bro, that's so gay!

Teru: C'on bro!

Me: Ok bro, see that part above me? ya chillin' there I'm cool.

Teru: Rawks bro!

So leh, he climbed to the part above me and started chillin'..

Teru: Bro, cats are cooler than dogs..

Me: Bullshit bro! Dogs rawkzz!

Then suddenly.....

Kanasai!

Kena attacked by Teru just because he thinks cats are cooler. You say la, brader ah? Can attack you liddat one. So, don't trust anyone!

Teru, if you are reading this, I am going to pee in ur litter box tonite. See how u berak!

1Liucas

2009-08-28T23:55:00.001+08:00

To all the generous donors out there,

My 2010 plan is to travel around the world, all by myself. Big boy dy. Got bulu got sayap. My plan as follows:

1) Starting point = Dataran Merdeka.
2) Then I walk towards Puduraya. Buy Dunkin' Donuts.
3) Continue to Jalan Duta to exit PLUS highway.
4) To be continued because so far I only managed to collect RM10 and all hutang buku 555 one summore..

Please donate to support me to reach my RM1m mark by the end of the year.

If not, with just RM10, I can only eat donuts. And patah balik from Jalan Duta.

For donation, please click here.

Kamsiah lu..

ps: if u dowan donate, i shit at u house next time. mai kong siu.

Earth Hour & Liucas

2009-03-24T23:06:00.008+08:00

PLS Dont tell EVERYONE , but acherly hor , liucas invented earth hour...kekeke

No la..acherly again,.....liucas is the 1st Malaysian Dog to support the Earth Hour.

Dont believe? see my official photo beside Earth Hour official website. --->

Believe yet??????
You humans always suspect this and suspect that ,force me to show off only...haiya...

What is earth hour?

Easy peasy la. Earth hour is ...switch off your lights lor, if your house got too many lights , just pull off the main power switches la. or dont pay TNB for one month and see , then you'll see and feel the effect of more than just earth hour...

Come ! Let a responsible dog show you how to do it ...

nah , just switch off your light ma, duh! so easy!

then blog in the dark... and wait for one hour

Understand mei?????

eh...!!
No i DID NOT SWITCH ON THE LIGHT! This is just flash light ok!

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so now, malaysian human beings, it's your turn to earth hour.
This Sat, 28th March 2009 - 830pm to 930pm cannot cheat!

Lets do it!

My New Home

2008-09-07T21:39:00.003+08:00

Aigh... These days, politician really takes no responsibility in what they say...

Say I immigrant.. Say must not have equal reights.. But I was born here, breed here and I plan to *touch wood* die here also wo... I called this place... my home.. *sniff sniff*

Here no welcome, China also not my home. How? Maybe I should just pack my bags and go to...

The Moon sajalah...

At least there no foul mouth politician..

Hennooooo...

2008-08-12T17:22:00.005+08:00

I, saya, ngo....Liucas Yeoh would like to apologize for the lack of update.....i busy 'kam fei' with max trimmer.....

I know i already am looking good, no need to shed more weights.. but being the perfectionist that i am, i strive to trim my muscles for health reasons, for the good name of my breed, the country and i really wanna be the 1st malaysian smart doggie to land on the moon like Dr Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor !!

Liucas boleh juga!!!

My pre-dating preparation for GiGi

2008-06-30T22:48:00.009+08:00

Gigi..do you know i manja-ed mommy to bring me for a professional haircut before meeting you and just for you?

i suggested A-Cut-Above. i suka tu winnie loo i heard she's grade A hairstylist. but my kiamsiap mommy refused. she brought me to 'petzone' in kota damansara instead.:(

OK. This is me before my haircut. quite macho hor?

Aunty QQ brought me there. This is us before the haircut.
TANG TANG TANG TANG!!!!!!!!!

This is me after my rm60 haircut @ petzone.

BEHOLD!!!!!!

The day I met GiGi

2008-06-29T16:53:00.005+08:00

*to be continued*

*kap si*

My Olympic Event

2008-04-27T13:07:00.011+08:00

Some of you might be wondering how come there is no more updates on Winnkipedia..

The reason is simple. My fault. But let me explain..

As you all know, Olympic is coming kan..?

So, being an atheletic dog, I am participating also lah..

From morning till night I am at the swimming pool training.

I am sure I am getting a gold medal this time!

Sometimes it's tiring being a high achiever dog..

My play time

2008-04-17T21:40:00.003+08:00

Plenty of play time.That's why I love being a dog! Woof!!

My Real Meal..

2008-03-27T00:34:00.003+08:00

I almost died laughing seeing Domdom eating that pathetic dunno wht plastic fake bone.. Anyway, just wanna show her what is a real meal.

Me and my breakfast.

Come on lah Domdom, time to eat real food like me ok..

Not a traitor

2008-03-15T23:51:00.007+08:00

Living in a 'sensetive' Malaysia and seeing that i have a sharp brain well-equipped with bullet-train mouth, mommy always warn me not to simply say things that could provoke 'breeds and communities harmony' else i'll end up like this....( of coz i wouldnt , i love everyone of lius..)

>.<

Hey Come what may! Liucas is not your regular timid dog ok! i have my fellow mates with me despite coming from different breeds, colors, and looks ( me handsomest) , So i no scare!! I know i have many fansee like you , you and you which includes domdom and ahboy..thankQ..:)

With all your blessings and support i will continue to fight for what is right. And when the sun shines and the winds of change bestows, and when My national anthem is playing proudly in the air, I rise like the proudest malaysian dog ever!

*liucas rises when national anthem is playing...awww such patriotic cute dog:)*

That's the spirit of liucas the greatest!

Marley? Chehhhh;P

2008-03-11T21:47:00.014+08:00

Mommy is reading Marley & Me after Ai Ling jie jie blogged and recommended this good book. And she says Marley is so much cuter & smarter than ........domdom:P (dont cry dom dom , am sure marley will friend you;p)

awwwwwww mommy mommy pls stop comparing us dogs anymore i'm sure the readers here are tired of this topic. -_______- "
on a second thought, even if mommy had compared me and marley i'll win him handsdown. My cuteness is not for the faint-hearted kay!! kakakkaa...sorry peeps liucas is in the mood to show-off liucas' photos for no apparent hidden agenda. Sharing is caring , no?

oh well whatever, this is me in the royal adidog suit and titanic kate sleeping pose.

This is me in my castle wearing the very famous pooh bear costume

It's me again during SARS. with my trendy up-market face mask.

And this is the handsome me in fcuk baseball cap 1901.

Again, me in yukata standing high high above overlooking those beneath my feets

Me in the concubine suits . Me is one of LB's favourite.

Me the cinapek 'songkok'.

Me is good friend of Ray Ban

This is me wearing my smart shoes version 2020

Me in my black lacey Dior's winter 2008 princess gown

What's with 'no gentlemen's agreement?'

Me as the HSBC HomeSmart leading spokeperson

......need i say more?

Now you know why mommy didnt want to compare me with Marley?

Cheers!

Mari Mengundi..

2008-03-07T11:27:00.003+08:00

8th March 2008. Morning.

Damn!

A Happy Humble Dog

2008-02-15T05:33:00.006+08:00

I love this handsome photo taken by my mom during the cny. I'm so good looking right. I looked so 'laam'. I love to pose for my mommy coz she says she takes great pictures . Cheh, I think mommy bullshit. Without a handsomely goodlooking photogenic (& some said... wang lee hom look-alike) son, you think the pictures would turn out so good meh? *rolls eyes & nose*

I kid you not. You see, aunty QQ also think i very handsome, she sent this photo to join her company's CNY bestest photograph contest , themed wildest celebration, and I won! ( or rather, she won...-_- , but nevermind la i'm in for the fame and not for the money; i'm unlike humans...)

My award winning photo.Leng mou??

Look at the RM600 parkson vouchers i won for aunty QQ. Again, without my handsomely goodlooking and photogenic face, you think aunty QQ can win meh? *lansi face* . Now dom dom and ahboy, i'm an award-winning dog. PERIOD. I dowan to emphasize again for who's the cutest dog already...happy sigh...that is so unnecessary lor hiak hiak hiak...coz people, i'm also quite humble oneeeee:D

I'm so proud of myself

2007-12-24T00:27:00.000+08:00

Liucas the Hero

2007-12-06T21:26:00.000+08:00

It was a calm and peaceful Sunday afternoon in the city of Kuala Lumpur..

Everybody is chillin' out at home or shopping like any other weekends...

Suddenly, there was a bright star shooting across the sky and out of no where, a gigantic dragon appeared, vow to eat everybody...!

Everyone panic. People running helter skelter to save their own life.. What happened? What happened to the peaceful city?

People started to pray for help..

Hope is not lost! The crowd know who can help them at this critical moment. Together, they started chanting..

Of course, our hero is somewhere nearby and heard the cries of the nation. Wasting no time, he quickly changed to his fighting gear and start to bring back hope and peace to mankind..

There was alot of crash boom bang. The dragon and our hero Liucas fight from the sky to the ground. From the sea to the sand. From the street to backlanes..

Alas!

The dragon surrendered and return to his planet, promising our hero that he will never return to planet Earth again..

Again, victory is on our side. Liucas is our hero!

But unknown to the people, while fighting that huge evil sadist monster...
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That's what actually happened. But his mum misunderstood what happened and told another story altogether. Pussycat? Come onnnn.........

Woof! Woof!

I wanna meet my fansee!!

2007-12-03T22:25:00.000+08:00

Sigh!! Mommy put up my contest din tell me one. it was MY IDEA MY IDEA MY IDEA WOFF$^#&@*(@*&^$&#*!!!! WTDog!!

*howls*

Im doggily upset la! Coz this is my first contest. I really wanna meet my fansee ma..

Very easy one la. even the pea-brain ahboy can do it:P:P:p why not u wor why why!! :P

neh, u just based on ur imagination and guess what i said and what that lansee baby reece said in that dialogues bubbles la!! You go make that baby reece says some stupid things and make me says something smart sure can win liao la. Send in by this friday k !!

2 best winners get to meet me and buy me food la thats all.

Dont have to think so hard la. As long as you entry can make me cry can liao. I dont feel like laughing anyway.

Thats it la. I'm still upset about mommy putting up the contest without my knowledge!

no mood already!!! Still damn frus! Mannn.,...What can a poor dog do !!

Show Off

2007-11-27T22:28:00.000+08:00

These days every sportsperson will have some high tech state of art equipments to boost their performance to achive international standard. *shit, what am i talking about??*

Nevermind.. Actually today I wanna show you all my new stuff..

Ladies and gentlemen....

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Tadaahhh...

MY NEW SHOES!!

No wonder I can run so fast these days..

Ahboy and Domdom, you all got or not? *action face*

Woof! Woof!

More Loyal Than Hachiko

2007-10-19T22:35:00.000+08:00

That day I catch some wind that someone says I should be shameful because I am not loyal enough to my mummy? This is outrageous!

When someone spread rumors or make negative comments like this on me.. It hurts :(

So, to clear my name, I will share with you all that I am also a loyal doggie too..

Every weekdays morning without fail, I walk my mummy to the door one to send her off to work..

Please note that Nippon doggie only send his master to the train station. I do beyond that ok..

1st thing after mummy left for work I prepare lunch for her housemate, Reece. Reece still young dunno how to cook yet, so it's my responsibility to make sure she got enuf to eat..

After finishing all the house chores, it's time to cook dinner..

Tonite I am cooking assam laksa.. You all see tasty or not my culinary skills..

About 7pm.. time for mummy to come home from her tough work in the office. She must be tired after working for so long..

Not to say I action or what.. I won award before for being a loyal doggie..

So, who else dare to say I not loyal?

Doggie Fair 2007

2007-10-08T20:34:00.000+08:00

6.10.2007, 11.26am

Dear Diary,

I am very happy today. Mummy says she is bringing me to a dog fair tomorrow to meet Domdom before she left the house to go for her holiday. I was jumping for joy. I sleep also smile becos too happy leh..

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7.10.2007, 2.28pm

Dear Diary,

I just came back from yumcha wit mummy and friends.. *tired* This morning we went to the dog fair at Central Park. Waliao.. so many doggies there. Then I met my sweetheart Domdom.. And the following events took place.

It's ok Domdom. I din laugh at you while I am at home now..

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8.10.07, 8.23pm

Dear Diary,

OMG.. Domdom is too much. It's ok she dun admit she farts but then hor, how can she accused me hamsap.. *sad*

I hope her readers dun belief her..

Woof! Woof! <-sad barks

Liucas Numero Uno!

2007-10-02T23:07:00.000+08:00

Actually this year my resolution is to be more humble but good things must share, right? Since all my fans are begging me to show some basic tricks, I gotta give in.. Ladies and gentlemen, lemme present... Liucas Numero Uno!

Thanks for the applause. Next time when I am free I show u all more advance tricks like how to make sushi and how to change a flat tyre ok..

Woof! Woof!

Where's Justice?

2007-08-22T23:39:00.000+08:00

I dunno why.. Ming ming I am the cutest, but still got someone claimed she is the cutest. Where is justuce?

Now, me Liucas sincerely ask you all to tell the truth.. Nothing but the truth.. Who is the cutest?

I really hope someday, the truth will prevails..

Pweeease click here and vote me okey? I promise to be good..

Welcome Domdom..

2007-08-14T22:10:00.003+08:00

Yay!! There is a new dog on the block!!

*happies*

Lemme introduce the very cute and pretty.. Domdom..

As a meeting pressie... let Liucas give Domdom a.....

What? Ahboy also here?

But not for long!

woof! woof!

Liucas wanna pee pee pee

2007-07-22T21:05:00.000+08:00

7 Random Facts!

2007-06-29T23:25:00.000+08:00

One fine day, while surfing the net, i accidentally saw Rinnah's baby Kelly tag me. She so brave. Me also she tag. Normally I bochap la.. But since she is a ~~bitch~~ female dog, I give in lah. Ahboy you try see I layan or not...

7 Random facts about Handsome Liucas!!

Number 1!
I eat human ~~food~~. What? Dun believe? See, I am preparing myself for tea time.. But dunno why hor, this food so noisy one...

Number 2!
I found a special way to keep fit and eat more. Tie a ballon to yourself whenever you step on a weighing machine.. It does wonder!!

Number 3!
When mummy ask me to play dead, I can always 'die' on the spot. With real blood summore. No artificial coloring or flavoring.. Gerenti real.

Number 4!
The best hide and seek player? Definitely is me.. Got one time I hide under the sofa for 2 days until mummy go and report police that I am missing..

Number 5!
Who says only cats can land on the feet? I can too. I always jump here and there. No scratches.. See la, how I jump...

Number 6!
The time I love most is during CNY. You all know la, I am a chinese ma.. although I got angmoh name.. Blame mummy la.. she never go school dunno how to name cat one. See people white white tei say people angmoh and give angmoh name. Anyway, CNY I can play mahjong, wear chinese costume and drink till I can see stars...

Number 7!
How to say this. Just say I am everybody's favourite.

Happy Birthday, Mummy

2007-05-18T23:44:00.000+08:00

Today is my mummy's 54th years old birthday. Mother's Day that day I did not post any entry to pay my tribute to her because I go karaoke with Ahboy. But if you ask Ahboy he sure says he din go one. Becos he scared Chen scold him.

But this time mummy birthday I must wish her la..

Although she always scolds me for no reason. Always feeds me with leftovers. Always forces me to do stupid tricks. Always talks to me as if I understand her.

I still love her..

Happy birthday mummy.. I love you... I love you.. I love you..

Woof.. woof..

Teacher teacher! when I grow up, I wanna be a dog..

2007-05-10T16:44:00.000+08:00

Why I like to be a dog? Arent you curious?

It’s NOT my choice ok! Hmm.. I must have done something right in my past life, like …maybe i had rescued Dr chen who fell into the longkang after having her usual longkang asam laksa fix? Played a melodious edelweiss for my avid fan Misti? or bake a dogberry shortbread for May? cooked Wennn a pedigree meal? inspired SA in his book writing?…or or maybe …I imparted my knowledge to ahboy ??!! ( *self-wondering ..." so i was a saint la? " * )

So many possibilities! When I was born a dog four years ago, I almost cannot believe it…I was closed to tears. Mommy was happy too. She cried and said : ' omgy! Not again!!' :D

There are so many benefits to be a dog ok. Since you and me are friends, I cincai name a few la huh but don’t be a green eyes monster ok!

*wags tails*

1) Na na na firstly lehh…i don’t have to work ….I can read playdog all nite long and don’t have to worry about waking up early the next day. Half way tired already can snack at anytime of the day summore, don’t have to worry about getting fat! HOHOHO…..

2) I’ve got a MAID to slave for me. My mommy prepares my daily necessities for me, wash me clean, pats me to sleep, cleans my poops….woohoo!! And I don’t even have to pay her! If she bullies me I can throw her to spca for further training.

3) I’ve got lotsa time for my friends. How many of you actually have time to meet your friends for a cuppa at anytime of the day? I do. I got many friends, I got ah boy la, ah boy, and there there’s ah boy and ah boy too!
Actually IF I really get very lonely I can wag my gang Mr flea and Miss tick to come out and play with me.

4) I get free hugs from mommy's friends all the time. Sometimes strangers' too!

5) No need to pay tax…

6) Yawns....still wanna continue this story meh? I tired la….i wanna go & take a nap on mommy’s bed and drip my saliva on her pillows already…shhhh…bye folks!

*Shuts down PC and jumps on bed*

The Dogparted

2007-04-21T23:14:00.000+08:00

I have a confession to make.

Flo, Lucky and myself enrolled in the police cadet few years ago. We were the best buddies because we hate crimes to the core..

We passed all the tests and exams and we were about to graduate. We were so looking forward to serve the country in busting crimes and upholding justice.

But, one day before our graduation ceremony, I was called into the chief's room.

He got a plan for me. I need to be an undercover ~~cop~~ dog.

So, the cadet 'kaka' expelled me and that's when I first stepped my feet into the triad.

Now, Flo and Lucky are out there busy sniffing pirated DVDs, while and I am the one printing pirated DVDs..

But I must always remember.. I am a cop too.

Woof! Woof!

Double Trouble Couple

2007-03-01T08:49:00.000+08:00

*Final Countdown music playing in the background*

Background commentor: Ladies and gentlemen.. Let's put our hands together for the host for tonite... Liucas..!

Audience: *clap..clap..clap*

Liucas: Thanks you, thank you.. Welcome everybody to Liucas Rawks Show.. And today, we have 2 guests to discuss a tag that was passed to them all the way from Sydney...!

Audience: ooooo...

Liucas: Let's welcome... SK and Winn!

Audience: *silence*

*Eletronic board flashing the word: Applause*

Audience: *still silence*

Liucas: Ahem, so... Let's start our tag for today, "This or That"!!

Audience: *clap*clap*clap*

Liucas: SK and Winn, which one? Coke or Pepsi?

SK: Thanks Liucas.. For me, definitely Coke. Becos the secret ingredients in Coke can really give my tastebuds the extra kicks and the aroma is marvellous. Thanks to the 11 secret herbs and spices.. Wait, are we talking about KFC yet..?

Winn: My choice is none other than Coke Light. Reasons being, Coke Light is intoxicated and contains alcohol. I like.

Liucas: (This is going to be a loooonnng day.. sigh..) Thanks.. Next. KFC or McDonald's?

SK: KFC's Big Mac is a bomb. Who else can make a Big Mac so tasty like KFC? KFC beats McDona... Oppss.. Screwed. I mean, I like McDonald's.

Winn: I like McDonald's because McD got clown. And free toys. And fattening.

Liucas: Häagen-Dazs or Baskin-Robbins?

SK: BR every month on the 31st got 31% discount. *calculate* Definitely BR!

Winn: Häagen-Dazs for me because I can't afford it. When something you can't afford, it must be better.

Liucas: Coffee Bean or Starbucks?

SK: I prefer Starbucks. Their logo is nice. And I believe some day they will control the world.

Winn: Coffee Bean. Starbucks is specially reserved for LB and Ahmay.

Liucas: Nike or Adidas?

SK: I tried both and and I like both. Hope they merge and come out with Nikidas or Adike..

Winn: Adidas. Nike is for napet.

Liucas: Merz or BMW?

SK: Tough choice. The BMW 7 series is damn sleek. But the Merz CLK is a babe magnet. I can't decide.

Winn: Definitely Benz because it reminds me of Aben. Aben is so handsome.. *drools*

Liucas: *passing a tissue to Winn* Which one you guys prefer; US or UK?

SK: My personal preference will be UK because I heard they have free porno on TV.. No?

Winn: Definitely US because SA is staying there.

Liucas: Terrific.. *mumbles* Paris or Rome leh?

SK: Paris because Paris got Eiffel Tower.

Winn: Paris because Paris got Paris Hilton.

Liucas: How about Céline Dion or Mariah Carey?

SK: Is Mariah Carey that porn star who is going around campaigning for her seats as the California governor in US? Oh, tht one is Mary Carey.. Yeah, quite confusing..

Winn: I prefer Céline. She got a cute husband..

Liucas: But her husband is abit old oredi, still cute? *mumbles again* Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera?

SK: After Britney shaved her head, I prefer Christina. If she din shave her head, I still prefer Christina.

Winn: I'll go for Christina. She is single and hot. Which movie she acted in already?

Liucas: Brad Pitt or David Beckham?

SK: Beckham screwed up a penalty kick during Euro 2004 against Turkey and caused me some wallet damages! Brad, I choose you.

Winn: Victoria's handbags quite nice.

Liucas: Dad or mum?

SK: No special preference.. I want both.

Winn: Pama, or Mapa..

Liucas: (How long more.. This is getting out of hand..) Movie or music?

SK: Movies also got music one ma.. How to choose?

Winn: Muvie and Mosic..

Liucas: Windows or Mac?

SK: I think only 0.000135% of the world's population knows how to use Mac..

Winn: Winndow...coz winndow very flexible can support mac + uncle ho's family..

Liucas: Final question.. (thanks God).. PC or Notebook?

SK: Desktop.. You think if I set up my desktop in Starbucks the barista there will scold bad words or not?

Winn: Lappie...! Coz lappie cutie hottie goodie..

Liucas: That's it! Done! Yippee! I'm outta here!! *runs away*

SK: Eh Winn, he nochet ask us which 2 guy and girl to tag hor?

Winn: Yalar.. Dunno rushing go where.. So how, you wanna tag who?

SK: I think Pinky should do this. Some more?

Winn: I want Aben! I mean I want Aben to do this tag.... *drools*

SK: *pass tissue* *shake head*

*Eletronic board flashing the word: Applause*

*silence*

*all the audiences already left after the 3rd question*

Survey time

Desktop Tag

2007-02-17T08:51:00.000+08:00

Once in a while, someone itchy will tag Liucas to waste some time in doing some tough meme. Those difficult to do one, I will not have time. Got time also go training with my Ferrari la..

But since LB so good just tag me with a super duper feluper simple tag, I have to give face. Furthermore LB tag me from so far..

Before I start, I wanna apologised for my absense recently. Actually I am busy in a new project called 'Passing the Baton'. Sounds high class mou? Actually it's the transition of the Dog year to the Pig year la.. Muahahaha..

Ok, cut the craps.. Let me present.... My desktop!!

Intro a bit..

Wallpaper sure use my girl Victoria photo la.. But she requested one.. She says if she din see her photo as wallpaper she cuts my marks.. Now only left 60 saja.. Because a few times I put my mummy's photo.. My mummy also forced me to put up her photo one.. Aigh, 2 ladies fighting over my attention. Sien..

As you can see, my desktop only consists of 4 important programs:

1: playdog.exe
This program when double clicked will display *salivating* dogs models around the world. All very pretty one. Normally I run this program when mummy goes to work la. These days she always come home late, so I am forced to run this program more often.. Sien.

2: ferrari.exe
Since I am a proud owner of ferraris and a prestige member of their high class club, this is a must have program. It will linked directly to the Ferrari's websites around the world for updates on latest engine technologies and news. It also provides gossips. Last I read Ahboy kena ti(p)u because people gave him fake handphone and he tot is a real one and try to sms me. Sien.

3: sapturn.exe
This one is a must for everyone I tell you. It will connects directly to my mummy's blog and that's the best blog around so far. The contents is so informative and provides a wide range of useful information with educational elements and entertainment as well. This blog should winn (no pun intented) an Oscar. (ok, she forced me to write this paragraph by threatening to throw me down from 18th floor if I refused to oblige). Sien.

4: bone.exe
This one important. You know la, sometimes mummy came back late from work she just cincai give me food. Sometimes not nice one. If such case happens, I will go into this program that will features a variety of tasty bones around the world, which include dinosaur bones as well. This will improve my appetite and the food wun be so bland. Sien.

That's it, done!

Woof..

Motorbike..?

2007-01-09T20:34:00.000+08:00

That day I read Ahboy's blog he say he got ride in motorbike.. I was laughing my ass off seeing him in the motor. So kampung! As my dad use to tell me, 'Why ride motor when you can drive a ferrari?'

My dad

I must admit I never ride on a motor before. Because the first license I got was a driving license. And then Ferrari Club of Italy invited me to become their honorary member. Honorary member means waived all membership fees plus free 1 Ferrari Enzo and Ferrari F1 autographed by Schumacher one.

Membership Card

Normally during weekends, I just drive my Ferrari Enzo out to pick up some ~~bitches~~ female dogs. If ride kapchai, can only pick up makcik. Ahboy, I no bluff you one.

one of my many cars

During F1 seasons, I just book the whole Sepang Circuit to test the F1 car lah. Well, only if I am very free and watched all the DVDs.

only when i am dem free..

These are just few of my activities lah.. Nothing to shout about. Quite boring actually..

Woof!

Mummy is Missing, Yay!

2006-12-31T00:39:00.000+08:00

One morning, I woke up and mummy was not around. I got panic and looked for her around the house. I am so worried. Who is going to prepare my breakfast??

Then suddenly I remember she told me she is going for a holiday in Singapore.

House no mummy = hurray yippee yay yay..

1st thing I gonna do is comb my karipok hair.. Damn, from certain angle, I do look like Lassie.

Then, gotta read some book to increase my knowledge. Nowadays, knowledge is power. No knowledge means no power.

After reading, it's time to surf the web. Internet is a very good source of information. I can chat with Ahboy. But Ahboy dem boring one lah. I better surf some more informative sites..

Since mumy not around, I can eat human food. Dog food taste bland la I tell you. Only tasteless dogs like dog food ok.. Pedigree high crass dog like me prefer steaks. But since no steaks now, i cincai eat the butter cookies lah. But mummy dem kamsiap one. Buy Tesco brand, not Kjeldson.. *pout*

That's what I did for that 3 days. It's tough to be a dog..

Woof!

IQ Test

2006-12-10T17:31:00.000+08:00

Can you all guess what is the similarities in the following pictures?

The answer is....

ALL NO LICENSE!

Woof!

Happy Birthday to Ahboy

2006-12-03T01:00:00.000+08:00

Yesterday was my buddy Ahboy mia birthday. Being his best pal, I must at least do something to make him happy.

So, early early morning I bugged my mummy to bring me to the bakery to get him a cake. For the last 12 months I managed to save up some money from my online options tradings. I think RM50 should be sufficient.

So, I passed the RM50 to mummy but this is what mummy said:

Liucas, you think RM40 can get a cake? RM30 now can only buy a small slice ok.. Nowadays RM20 really can't do much. Nah, take back your RM10.

And she passed me back RM10. That's the most extreme case of depreciation I've ever seen.

Anyway, off we went to a nearby bakery and we got a small beef stew flavor cake for Ahboy. The next destination sure Ahboy's house la.. In order to give him a surprise, I pretended to be the Gardenia Bread seller.

Ha, as expected, Ahboy opened the door becos I think Chen busy pangsai. As soon as I see Ahboy...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AHBOY!!

Woof!

Must Berdikari

2006-11-27T02:48:00.000+08:00

ahboy i tell u , we canot be so dependent on humans one. You never read pendidikan moral before meh? we must berdikari. chapter 12!

If i do like what you did to chen, i am sure mummy will kick me off the car and make me walk home alone.

But u think i so stupid meh? So far how to walk ? Of coz i will take LRT home la! You dont even know whats LRT leh? It's not food ok it's a roller coaster ride can bring you home one! aiyo see la ahboy .. try to stand on your own feet la. What if one day chen disowns you?

I also very takut mummy will disown me one day . she so fierce summore she always says wanna pang me outta the house for no reasons. i really dun wanna end up at kaki lima like the strays , will kena tangkap by mppp to feed cats one! :(

So now I started to do freelance already. I must save money for rainy days. So if one day mummy pang me out of the house I can use all my savings to buy a bus ticket back to penang.

This is what i do when mummy's not at home from 9am- 6pm...

Look at my two happy customers?...hehehe...

Mummy always says working very sanfu one..where got sanfu?? a bit also not sanfu ok. Tomorrow got 2 more appointments coming, Nancy mamasan told me all the luis very jeng one.

shhhhh!! keep this to yourself only k ..

Kembang Moments

2006-11-25T00:12:00.000+08:00

That day Ahboy boasted his kembang moments. Like that minor minor stuffs also wanna show off. I really cannot tahan.

So, today after mummy went to work, I took out my kembang moments photos and share with everyone. Actually today I wanna poopoo on the sofa one. But that project can postpone to next week. Show off is more important.

So, ladies and gentlemen. Don't blink your eyes. Below are 1% of my kembang photos. Just let me know if you want to see more.
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Ok, I admit I used to be Master Vader's best friend. He sold me off after he is fully into the Dark Side. Because dog is man's best friend. Since he is no longer a man (he is now half machine), I cannot be his best friend anymore.

As you can see, I am part of the Fellowship also. My duty is to lead the way. But somehow, these wackos got nothing to eat along the way and I can see them preparing the claypot. So, before I ended up being their dinner, I better cabut first.

This one nothing much to say. I am on my way to poopoo and they just blocked the way. So, when they see me coming, all give way, like Moses parting the sea like that. Well, all also MUST give face to Liucas one.

Now, you all say lah.. Whose moments more kembang-er?

Woof!

One Sweet Day

2006-11-19T17:56:00.000+08:00

The weather is perfect. The morning sun is not hot and the air is refreshing. Birds are singing in the trees. Me and Victoria (my girlfren the poodle) are taking a stroll along the clear river. I can see the fishes swimming freely in the river. I brought along 2 huge slices of T-Bone steaks while Victoria brought some BR ice creams.

Victoria

We found a shady spot and settled down. We shared jokes and giggled like kids. Our paws laid on top of each other. Our eyes were locked. The smell of the T-Bone steaks filled the air. Our saliva started to drip.. My heart started to beat extra fast. Should I move forward and give her a kiss or should I go for the steaks first?

Decisions... decisions..

"OI, WAKE UP"

I opened my eyes. I saw mummy with a pair of scissors. I looked at the clock. 2am. What the f..?

"Cut hair!"

*snip*snip*snip*snip*

inset: my handsome picture before haircut

You say la, prisoners also got better treatment. Never mind, tomor after mummy goes to work oredi i poopoo on her bed.

Shhh.. dun tell her 1st.

Woof!

Mummy in the Morning

2006-11-16T23:57:00.000+08:00

These few days ha, mummy always work late one. Or maybe go wet I dunno la..

Always forget to feed me summore.

Then compare me with ahboy. How can compare one, I more handsome than ahboy 4 times one you know.

This morning before she left for work, i wanna take a picture of her but I dunno where she hide the camera. So, based on my memory, i draw lah.

Woof!

Liucas Can Bakes

2006-11-13T21:55:00.000+08:00

This afternoon after watching dvd nothing to do I gave Ahboy a call on his new Sony Ericsson handphone.

Liucas: Oi Ahboy you doing what?
Ahboy: Nothing lah, reading some of Chen's medical journals.
Liucas: Chey, waste time only.. Wanna comne out play badminton or not?
Ahboy: Badminton ah? Nolah, I dunno how to play.
Liucas: You damn retarded la..
Ahboy: I spent too much time on cricket ma..
Liucas: Like that you no handsome already.
Ahboy: Eh, gotta go now. Wanna bake a cheesecake for Chen becos last 2 days hor, she belanja me pork stew..
Liucas: You damn sissy. Oklah, bye.
Ahboy: Bye..

*click*

Since Ahboy can bake, so can Liucas ok. Mummy last nite feed me with caviar, guess I also need to bake her a cake lah..

Without wasting anymore time, I go and salvage mummy's kitchen and try get every ingredients to bake a cake. Few hours later, the cake is done. And I left it on the table to give her a surprise.

But when she came home and saw the cake, she scolded me like there is no tommorow. This world why not fair one. I susah susah bake cake for her also kena scolding. You all see lah what's wrong with the cake.

Nothing wrong, right?

Woof!

Afternoon Chat

2006-11-11T10:30:00.000+08:00

Just now in the afternoon when no one at home, I curi curi surf net using my mum’s notebook. While checking some of my share prices in the NYSE, I saw Ahboy came online in YM..

Liucas: Oi Ahboy. You so free ah surf net?
Ah boy: Dun say like that.. I just now finished watching DVD ma. Nothing to do then I online to read blogs lor.
Liucas: Blogs also nice to read meh? I tell you la, almost all bloggers gila one. All eat full nothing to do.
Ah boy: True also la. Some more do the meme meme thing hor, so ma guai fan!
Liucas: Ha, talk about that, do you know we kena tagged liao?
Ah boy: Yalor. Itu Carcar lor.. Kasi tag we all do the before and after meme. We where got time?
Liucas: Mai jau hai! They think we really so free like them. My schedule so tight you know everyday.
Ah boy: They don’t understand la.. Morning have to watch dvd, afternoon need to nap. Then evening need to eat. At nite have to act cute for Chen. Tough life.
Liucas: You better don’t complain la. Mine more tough ok. Morning need to sleep. Afternoon need to watch dvd, Evening need to pee into the fridge. At nite when mummy comes home I no strength to act cute oredi. Then kena scolding from her. Tougher life.
Ah boy: Sad hor. Why dun we boycott the meme?
Liucas: Now you are talking.. Eh, year end got 1 don’t know what party. You going ka?
Ah boy: See mood 1st.
Liucas: Haha..
Ah boy: Haha..

I Think She Knows

2006-11-08T14:51:00.000+08:00

This morning I saw mum’s face as black as charcoal. I bet she must have knew that I m maintaining my own blog instead of sharing one with her.

After putting some food on my bowl, she slammed the door and went to work.

I see see the food she prepared from me, it’s yesterday leftovers. This is the 1st time mum feed me with leftovers after 3 years of staying together. Should I be a good rabbit and eat the food?

I chose not to. I rather go hungry than eat leftovers.

Fine. Since she dun love me anymore, I’ll do the same. I will pee on all the food in the fridge. So, tonite, when she dig into the fridge for her supper.. haha, guess who’s kincing she’s gonna taste!

So boring at home. Maybe I’ll just watch a dvd before my afternoon nap..

*flip flip DVD collection*

101 Dalmations. Nice..

Woof!

Dun Tell Her

2006-11-07T16:52:00.000+08:00

Shhh.. dun tell Winn I am starting my own blog...